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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Commentary:
Well, talk about false advertising! 🐤 Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! 😄 #BirdBanter

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, canary, geography, humor, irony, island, isle, joke, know, same, thing, virgin, Virgin Isle, wordplay on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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