Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either! Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDid you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single. Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary. Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.