Commentary:
"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
Funny canary quotes
Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!
Commentary:
Well, talk about false advertising! 🐤 Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! 😄 #BirdBanter
Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.
Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains