Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! π½πΈπ Related funny posts π€ At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. My body looks like I have a great personality. Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while. I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries. Iβm so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?