Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… ππ₯π‘ Related funny posts π€ No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye. Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.