I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous. Posted onMay 27, 2026
I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous. Posted onMay 23, 2026
“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.” Posted onMay 19, 2026