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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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3 months ago

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

86 shares on Slack this month:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Spotted on Discord:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Just shared via Twitch:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Spreading quickly via X:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Spotted on X:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Spotted on Slack:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Just landed via Twitch:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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