Commentary:
"Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 
#CatConspiracy"
Related Funny Quotes 
- The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
- Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
