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“Do you want a relationship or a situationship?” Bro, I want a scholarship.

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Why settle for heartbreak or head-scratches when you could have tuition-covered bliss? 🎓💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bro, college, dating, education, humor, i, money, priorities, relationship, scholarship, situationship, want on Aug 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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