Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️ Related funny posts 🤝 If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice. Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge. The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week? For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.