Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤 Related funny posts 🤝 Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.