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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
28 Funny sexual quotes
The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.
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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
My default setting is sexual energy.
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Sounds like you've got more steam than a pressure cooker! 🔥😅
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
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When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.
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Who needs a photographer when you can multitask like a pro? 🐮📸😅