Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! πΎππ¦ Related funny posts π€ Dogs canβt talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not. Iβm just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?