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"Who needs extra blood when you can have extra dessert? 🍩💉 Making sure there's always space for that post-donation snack! 😉 #FoodOverBlood"

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

81 shares on Threads this month:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Trending via WeChat:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Trending via Messenger:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Seen just now on Slack:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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