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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

36 shares on X this month:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

62 shares on Reddit this month:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Broadcasted on X:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Going viral on Twitch:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Spotted on X:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Just shared via Telegram:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Spotted on WeChat:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Trending via TikTok:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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