Donating blood today to make room for more food. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs extra blood when you can have extra dessert? 🍩💉 Making sure there's always space for that post-donation snack! 😉 #FoodOverBlood" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.