I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat! Commentary:"Looks like someone's stuck in a holiday rut, but hey, at least it's a delicious one! 🎄🍔 #ChristmasFeast" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children. The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now. No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.
