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Witty Christmas joke about always gaining weight during the holidays.

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's stuck in a holiday rut, but hey, at least it's a delicious one! ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ” #ChristmasFeast"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, every, fat, gift, holiday, humor, i, joke, same, thing, tradition, year on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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