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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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