Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! 🤭🦷 #NoHandBiting"
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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.
Commentary:
Honestly, food being shared is a real-life healing potion for my inner child 🍕🍟❤️🩹
To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.
Commentary:
This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫