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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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2 months ago

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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2 months ago

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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2 months ago

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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2 months ago

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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2 months ago

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74 shares on X this month:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

81 shares on Slack this month:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

81 shares on Slack this month:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Just shared via TikTok:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Just shared via Messenger:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Going viral on X:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Just landed via Messenger:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Just shared via Discord:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Shared recently on Slack:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Making waves on X:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Just shared via Facebook:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Life begins when you can afford it.

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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