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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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46 shares on X this month:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

31 shares on Facebook this month:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

73 shares on Slack this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

79 shares on Reddit this month:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Going viral on Twitch:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Just shared via Slack:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Just landed via Threads:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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