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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.