Commentary:
Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
Funny properly quotes
Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.
Commentary:
"Looks like my brain is running on low power mode! 🤖🧠🔋"
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
Commentary:
"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"
Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic plea for a balanced lifestyle! Dearest, may your sleep be as deep as your love for memes, and may your walks be as brisk as your scroll through social media! 💤🚶♂️"
Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Commentary:
Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄
Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.
Commentary:
"Ah, so it seems the real secret to perfectly stacked dishes is the mysterious absence of women 🤔🍽️ No wonder the dishwasher suddenly becomes a Tetris master! 😂 #NoDirtyPlatesNoProblem"
Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?
Commentary:
When you realize salt isn't just a seasoning, it's a life choice 🍟🧂😋