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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, career, dress, expectations, fashion, good, humor, job, tutu, want, well on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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