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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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"Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business 💪🚶‍♂️ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! 🦓 #CrosswalkWarrior"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, crossing, drivers, humor, i, point, prove, prove point, underestimate, willingness, zebra, zebra crossing on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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