Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.
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"Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business πŸ’ͺπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! πŸ¦“ #CrosswalkWarrior"

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