funny drivers quotes - Wordgag

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

May 23, 2026

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

May 22, 2026

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

May 22, 2026

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

May 22, 2026

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

May 19, 2026

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

May 18, 2026

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Apr 1, 2026