Funny willingness quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

  Commentary:
  Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business 💪🚶‍♂️ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! 🦓 #CrosswalkWarrior"

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