Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons. Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders. For financial reasons, I will be passing away.