Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. Funny Quotes August 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDue to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming. Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream. My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.