Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.