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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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2 months ago

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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2 months ago

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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2 months ago

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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2 months ago

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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5 months ago

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

79 shares on X this month:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Going viral on Facebook:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Just shared via Telegram:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Just landed via Threads:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Making waves on TikTok:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Just landed via Slack:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Trending via Messenger:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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