Commentary:
Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
24 Funny screaming quotes
Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.
Commentary:
Hope my neighbors don't mind all the shirt casualties and surprise Hulkamania! 🤣💪👕
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
Commentary:
"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.
Commentary:
Why not chat with the void? It always has the best (and darkest) secret recipes! 🍲🌌
Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.
Commentary:
Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧
I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
Commentary:
"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"
Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.
Commentary:
"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"
“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"
Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.
Commentary:
"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Commentary:
"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"