24 funny screaming quotes - Wordgag

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

May 30, 2026

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

May 30, 2026

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

May 29, 2026

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

May 28, 2026

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

May 28, 2026

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

May 26, 2026

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

May 26, 2026

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

May 26, 2026

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

May 25, 2026

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

May 25, 2026

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

May 25, 2026

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

May 25, 2026

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

May 24, 2026

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

May 23, 2026

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

May 23, 2026

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

May 23, 2026

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

May 23, 2026

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

May 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

May 22, 2026

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

May 20, 2026

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

May 20, 2026

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

May 20, 2026

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

May 19, 2026

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

May 19, 2026