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When true love's knocking but your stomach is doing the cha-cha, the bathroom is your real soulmate! 🚽💞🤣
76 Funny relief quotes
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
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When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead 🍋➡️🥤🔫😅
God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.
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When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' 🛍️😅💸
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.
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Double the ibuprofen, double the fun! Just don’t mix up your GPS for the bathroom! 😂🏃♂️💊
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.
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Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! 😂🧘♂️
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
At the club asking for Ibuprofen.
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When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back 💃🕺💊