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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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