Easy there, unsaved number. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your phone number has commitment issues ππ±π€·ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction. I donβt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.