33 funny easy quotes - Wordgag

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

May 21, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

May 21, 2026

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

May 21, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

May 20, 2026

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

May 20, 2026

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

May 19, 2026

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

May 19, 2026

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

May 18, 2026

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

May 18, 2026

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

May 18, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Apr 1, 2026

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Apr 1, 2026

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Apr 1, 2026

Easy there, unsaved number.

Mar 31, 2026

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Mar 31, 2026

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Mar 31, 2026

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Mar 31, 2026

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Mar 30, 2026

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Mar 30, 2026

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Mar 29, 2026

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Mar 29, 2026

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Mar 29, 2026

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Mar 27, 2026

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Mar 27, 2026

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Mar 27, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Mar 27, 2026

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Mar 26, 2026

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Mar 26, 2026

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Mar 25, 2026

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Mar 25, 2026

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Mar 24, 2026