The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet π¦πΈ Related funny posts π€ I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Bitcoin is just Kohlβs Cash for boys. Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. Next month is May. May all the money come to me.