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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.