You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like β€œohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dentist's dilemma: the eternal battle between tasty treats and pristine teeth! πŸ¦·πŸ• Just once, I wish they'd say, 'Pizza is good for your soul, who cares about the teeth?' πŸ˜†πŸ• Keep smiling and flossing, folks!"