Commentary:
Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
Funny assertiveness quotes
Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.
Commentary:
😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.
Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"
If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.
Commentary:
Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"