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"From a young age, this planner was destined to be a plan-canceller extraordinaire! 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️ Who needs socializing when you can have a cozy night in? Cancel that, I'm staying in my PJs!"

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Going bananas on Discord:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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God saw you do that.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

I should’ve existed as a tree.

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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