Every cat is a little celebrity to me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:My cat won't give autographs without a tuna treat payment! 🐱🎬🐟 Related funny posts 🤝 If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself. Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.