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Walking into a CVS is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of last-minute purchases! Hope you make it out with your wallet and sanity intact! 💸🌀😂

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

59 shares on Discord this month:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

39 shares on Discord this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Going viral on YouTube:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Spotted on Discord:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Seen just now on X:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

I like you because we hate the same people.

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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