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When your yoga class turns into an unexpected guided meditation on gas relief 🧘♂️💨😂
13 Funny powerful quotes
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.
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Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! 🔦😄
Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”
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Wives: Master keys to the universe and ultimate plot twist forecasters! 🔮🔑😂
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.
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Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.
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Walking into a CVS is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of last-minute purchases! Hope you make it out with your wallet and sanity intact! 💸🌀😂
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️
God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.
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Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾
Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
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"Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"