12 funny destroy quotes - Wordgag

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

May 24, 2026

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

May 23, 2026

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

May 22, 2026

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

May 22, 2026

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

May 21, 2026

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

May 21, 2026

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

May 21, 2026

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

May 20, 2026

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

May 20, 2026

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Apr 1, 2026

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Mar 31, 2026

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Mar 30, 2026