Commentary:
Walking into a CVS is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of last-minute purchases! Hope you make it out with your wallet and sanity intact! 💸🌀😂
12 Funny destroy quotes
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
Commentary:
Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿
If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.
Commentary:
"Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"
I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.
Commentary:
"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! 🌞🌠 Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
Commentary:
"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"
If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
Commentary:
"If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷♂️ #LifeWithDogs"
I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
Commentary:
"Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"
For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"
For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"