Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still waiting with my garlic-flavored breath mints! π§ββοΈπ§π€£ Related funny posts π€ A garlic a day keeps people away. Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now weβre just out here seasoning ourselves for them? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.