Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Exploring new planets while conserving energy—NASA should take notes! 🚿👽🌧️ Related funny posts 🤝 If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings! Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises. People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you? First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me. Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”