Everyoneβs a badass until the doorbell rings. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! π¦ππ" Related funny posts π€ Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings. That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.