Everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me. Posted onJun 2, 2026Jun 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Looks like I've cracked the code to life—spoiler: it's all just wishful thinking! 😅💸 Related funny posts 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.