“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys" Related funny posts 🤝 A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer. Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.