Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning, and giving others time to defrost. Posted onMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞 Related funny posts 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times. I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.