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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!