Commentary:
Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
Funny morality quotes
Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.
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Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.
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Just like having a fork in your pocket doesn’t make you a chef! 🍴😂
I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
Commentary:
"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"
Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!
Commentary:
"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"
If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
Commentary:
"🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"