Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling like I just ate a salad when I signed up for pizza night. 🍕🥗❌📺 Related funny posts 🤝 I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.