I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.