Commentary:
"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"
18 Funny female quotes
A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.
Commentary:
When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.
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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.
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Why stop at a sweater? I bet a snowsuit would look fire on her too! ❄️😄🧥
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.
Commentary:
Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.
Commentary:
Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂
If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.
Commentary:
Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.
Commentary:
"When your friend talks about her love life, and you start feeling like a relationship therapist—without the degree! 😂🙈💔 #NoCertificationNeeded"
You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"