First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀 Related funny posts 🤝 NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way. When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.