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Funny cryptocurrency quotes

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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