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Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
Funny cryptocurrency quotes
How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?
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Someone needs to check if Satoshi has a time machine or a really sneaky cat named Claude! ⏳🐱💻
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.
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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.
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When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀
If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.
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Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.
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Guess I better start saving up for a digital banana! 🍌🙈