FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice. The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout. Happy new fear! You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.